me lil poem

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:02 pm

not sure youll consider thi as art but here goes:

BLACKBEARD'S DEMISE
Maynard boarded him, and to it
They fell with sword and pistol too;
They had courage and did show it
Killing of the pirate's crew,
Teach and Maynard ont the quarter
Fought it out most manfully,
Maynard's sword did cut him shorter,
losing his head, he did there die

I know poems might seem girly but its not about a girly thing so i hope it balances out.oh and i am open to criticism but please only constructive. :hijacked:

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:41 pm

No, Jack Sparrow is the awesomest guy to sail the seas! *huggles Jack*

*raises finger* And Sawyer! Though...he was on a raft....and it was blown up...

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:44 pm

un-uuuuh blackbeard is blakbeard owns sparrow besides jack walks funny

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:46 pm

Because Jack was marooned on an island! and drank the whole time! Did blackbeard ever do that? nooooo! Did blackbeard...er...IS BLACKBEARD HOT?! NOOO!! XD

Akira · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:49 pm

I have to side with aiolos on this one Jack rocks

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:50 pm

no but black beard stuck fuses in his beard and would only die when he was shot and stabbed 26 times and deserted most of his crew on an island he was a genius aaand he had a beard. The kraken blew snot on jack.

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:51 pm

See, there's a MAJOR thing: blackbeard was killed. Jack wasn't. so HA.

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:53 pm

uh huh he is by way of kraken or at least till the 3rd movie comes out

Akira · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:53 pm

But jack still looked hot after it and blackbeard was never hot so

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:55 pm

Yes! Blackbeard is a fat ol pig-head....Jack can be sprayed with squid juice and still looks sexy XD

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:55 pm

.......he uh killed buncha people jack didnt but you are winning im runnin outa arguments

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:58 pm

That means blackbeard was mean X3

Jack is like Maximus. Sex-ay and merciful. MAXIMUS THE MERCIFUL! JACK THE MERCIFUL! ok, so only the first one works....

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:59 pm

my last argument jack want merciful he wouldve given will and 99 other peoples lives to save his own

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:01 pm

But he didn't. DONT GIVE ME EXCUSES, BOY. You know Jack is the roxxers

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:04 pm

aye but only cuz the beautiful mrs swan stopped him

Akira · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:41 pm

ok i see the problem here'
You are a boy which means you dont like jack as we do since we are girls and actually have taste.
you prefer blackbeard becuase of his history as a ruthless pirate and since you are a boy i dont think you will really care if he is sexy like jack or not unless you were gay and by your panting as you mentioned miss swan i guess this is highly unlikly.*is jealous elizabeth got to kiss jack*

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:45 pm

i see we have found common ground im jealous of jack for kissinf mrs swan oh and girl boy thing you right

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:55 pm

Yick! Elizabeth is gross! >.< *steams*

But Jack isn't <3

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:56 pm

hey im a guy what can i say

hey am i the only one who barely gets off?

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:23 pm

Pretty much....XD

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:29 pm

ok just wanderin how do you put up with real life?or do you not have the misfortune of living in a city and being 15 miles away from real woods?

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:36 pm

What? Dude, I live on a golf course...not much fun....

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:41 pm

yeah not mayn big natural lakes or woods there i guess? oh and how did all this spawn of my poem?

Aiolos · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:43 pm

There's woods right next to me, and, like, ten lakes XD But I have really no backyard...which means no horseh D:

We were argueing about Jack and blackbeard, then you randomly posted something about dealing with life oO;

manofthewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:44 pm

oh...do you know how to change the pic thing under my name?

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