Hi im snelly aka ryan aka bobsy and im new to this forum im settling in with help from jakes mum

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hey welcome, u dont need 2 worry about me im chained 2 my chair withno way of getting 2 u *tries chains* yep their locked

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

And I don't like to leave the nice warmth of the computer screen...

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I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....

welcome snelly shoe

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Raves, luckilyu i now have a laptop i can move without leaving the computer screen try that wut2say? ((Im so great))

*pouts* no fair!! i was thrown in a basement and chained to a chair that is chained to a desk that is chained to a bookshelf that is chained to the wall that is cement. and the computer is chained to the desk that is chained to the bookshelf that is chained to the wall that is cement. please someone save me

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

All I can say about that is, well, bummer...

I mean, what more can I say???

Look before you leap???

Don't do that, it'll hurt???

Just don't let it happen again???

I mean, who chains people to a chair that is chained to a desk that is chained to a bookshelf that is chained to the wall that is cement???

And if they did chain you, why would they give you a computer that is chained to the desk that is chained to the bookshelf that is chained to the wall that is cement???

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I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....

so that while im chained to the chair thats chained to the desk thats chained to the bookshelf thats chained to the walll thats cement i can be entertained and wiont bother them till i get hungry

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

Hhhmmmmm...

That really does, in theory, make sense...

Theoretically speaking, of course...

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I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....

as does many other things in life

like my concoction of hyperactive fun
penguins
chickens
turkeys
the big bang
the origins of the moon
applesauce
spagettii
spaggetti and meatballs........

sorry tooo much time too think

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

The way I figure it, is if you don't have a sugar hang-over the next day, you didn't party hard enough the night before...

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I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....