So my mom and brother get home from a shopping run, and while I'm loading the groceries in the fridge, I notice that a jug of sweet tea is leaking. So, naturally, I plug the leak, locate a couple of containers, and fill them, along with two glasses for me and Sis.

Naturally, there's still a little left over, so I decide to just drink it. I'm almost done when my brother walks in to see me standing over the sink drinking out of the 1-gallon jug with only a smidgen left, and he was like, "Holy cow!"

Very funny IMO.

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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

-Tucker Max

That is hilarious

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May you never feel a Forgotten Dragon's Ire I miei Amici.

lol

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Formerly DragonRider. Almost teenage me could have been more imaginative with names.

Man, I wish I could have an experience like that...so much could be accomplished with a sibling believing you can down a whole gallon. You could get away with drinking all the milk... or soda, depending.

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.